NEW CNFLE RECORD!!!!!

Last weeks win for Paul’s Polarbears took them to 5&0 which is a new carlton record for consecutive wins from the start of the season!

The four worst ranked teams through five weeks are Ttttaylor, Mafia, Disco & Swedes. Last years playoff teams, ttttaylor, Mafia, Disco & Swedes who had picks 9,10,11 & 12 in the draft. Who says the draft system doesn’t work?

 

Print it. It’s a fact.

 

GAME OF THE WEEK

FRENCH LEADER v TIM RIGGINS BENCH WARMERS

Raiders.  Hapless.

Now Coach Laurent is back from his midseason break, the Leader will set all engines full steam ahead to make his first playoff berth. Both Leader and Riggins won handsomely last week and both have the potential score big this. With Roethlisberger already done and having provided a return of 22, it’s the turn of ‘All Day’ Peterson to step up the mark against the Skins. For Riggins, Rodgers, Cruz and Bryant all have tough matchups this week so much will depend on how Turner runs against the hapless Raiders. Nonetheless the Riggins boys have proven to be the League’s most exciting team so far and have the possibility of points coming from absolutely anywhere.

VERDICT : LEADER BY 3

IT’S A LOTTERY v PAULS POLARBEARS

Redman.  A dream.

The Lottery still remain an enigma after dropping a heartbreaker last time out to fall to .400. On the positive side they still have a share of the Division lead as all their rivals lost as well. A matchup against the Bears could show us exactly who the Lottery are and Coach Andy will relish the opportunity to bloody the nose of the leagues last unbeaten team. With three players back in the hatch (including kicker and defence) for a creditable combined return of 30 points. The Lottery will be hopeful of a good score. The Polarbears joy seems to know no bounds and even their waiver pick ups are buying into the dream as Redman came off the wire straight into the line-up and contributed 14 points. Much will depend on how the 49ers handle Eli in Frisco if Paul is to come up with the ‘W’ this week.

VERDICT : LOTTERY BY 7

BONE ROCKS v SUPER SWEDES

The Valhalla Bowl.

Look out Sweden, it’s time for the 2012 Valhalla Bowl. Last years winner the Super Swedes are sitting dead last in the north with a 3-2 record. His rival from his northern homeland, Coach Lars and his Bone Rocks is 2-3 but first in the Central. Go figure! The matchups hold the key in this game as Coach Lars big names all square off against serious opposition as Shaub and Johnson have face their first test of the year against the Pack and the Niners plays the Giants which accounts for Gore and the D. The Swedes will look to Thomas to have a big game against the Chargers and Lynch to gash the Pats, however if New England get ahead early it will be difficult for Beast mode.

VERDICT : SWEDES RETAIN VALHALLA BOWL BY 6

SEVENTY NINE FC v AUTOPICK WARRIORS

Patriot games.

Coach Martins Patriot games have paid massive dividends so far this year as they head the South in a rebound campaign due to a New England outfit that always seems to be two steps ahead of their weekly opponents. The Brady bunch face a stout defence away in grungey Seattle and this week could be a struggle for the men from Massachusetts. Brown’s 2 points is a massive disappointment from Thursdays game. The Warriors are riding the crest of a wave right now after denouncing their chances after draft day disaster. Green will make a milkshake out of the Browns secondary again and Fitz will shred Buffalo. With Gonzo, Mathews and Rice all with outstanding matchups this one could get ugly.

VERDICT : WARRIORS BY 17

HAIRY FROG DISCO v WEST COAST MAFIA

Vick. Boo!

Last year this game was game of the week, anticipated by all as a seminal season moment, the winner would surely go on to hold the trophy aloft at the seasons climax. As it turned out the game was a massive let down and neither team had the legs to take Ttttaylor in the post season. Unfortunately the start of this season has been equally disappointing for both these teams and if it weren’t for the fact the current holder is ranked worse at twelve, would have been a toilet bowl match. As it is it is a must win game for both teams. After getting Forte back from injury, Mafia see their most productive back on a bye. Romo always struggles in Baltimore. Celek has a great matchup against the Lions. The Hairies have game time decisions to make with regard to Nicks and RG3, it may be that they play it safe this week and all the Redskin QB to fully recover after the massive hit taken last week. Vick has a great matchup against a sucky Lions D if Coach Calum decides to trust the Philly gunslinger.

VERDICT : DISCO BY 7

FEAR FACTORY v TTTTAYLOR

French Leaders favourite song.

Similar to the Hairy – Mafia matchup, this game is a must win for both Coaches. The biggest problem for Botond is that his main playmakers, Brees and marshall are both on a bye this week. With no QB currently on the roster it is difficult to see how this one will pan out. Amazingly despite registering only one win so far this year Ttttaylor could be top of the Central come the end of this weeks action. With Smith sitting, our Champ will look to Charles to run rougshod over the Bucs and Ryan to take the Raiders apart.

VERDICT : TTTTAYLOR BY 10

Wins for Leader, Lottery, Swedes, Warriors, Disco & Ttttaylor sees the end of the unbeaten dream for Coach paul and ttttaylor right back in the mix

Good luck everyone!