Wednesday, 7 November 2012

DEAN MARTIN

THE WEEK 9 REVIEW

ITS NOT A LOTTERY V FEAR FACTORY

The Vikings D.  Costly.
FANTASY PREDICTION: LOTTERY BY 13
FANTASY REALITY: FACTORY BY 6.52

Coach Botond has never had it so good as the Factory landed there 4th straight win against a competitive but ultimately forlorn Lottery. An unprecedented 6 TD haul from just two players was the deal breaker here with the rest of the squad performing adequately enough. The Factory are now the leagues 3rd ranked franchise and welcome the disaster Disco in week 10. Surely nothing can prevent the Factory from reaching the post season for the first time in their history?
Only Coach Taylor has to score more points to win a game than Coach Andy with his opponents posting an average of 114.71pts a game. Had Browns hip not given out things may have been or so different. Had the Steelers D started instead of the Vikings the Lottery would have had their first positive record in three years of football. Had Manning thrown one more 20 yard pass to Decker the win would have belonged to Coach Andy. Instead the 4-5 franchise must pick themselves up for a trip to the current Champions Ttttaylor. The Lottery can't afford to slip two games behind the divisional leader at this stage of the season.


AUTOPICKWARRIORS V WEST COAST MAFIA

Pay up Coach Conor!

FANTASY PREDICTION: WARRIORS BY 6
FANTASY REALITY: MAFIA BY 1.18

Coach Conor owes Coach Cullen a pint of the black stuff as the leagues pouty mouthed pixie beat the odds to claim the Guinness Bowl. This should have been a regulation victory for the Warriors and one more yard from Green would have released the bonus points and the win. Its a thin line between love and hate in fantasy. They are now the leagues highest scorers at an average of 113.06pts per game but have tumbled to the bottom of the North and are currently ranked 9th overall. Every game is a must win now for the Warriors if they are to reverse this slide and remain in the hunt for the post season. Its grim up North!
Only the Rocks have had an easier ride than the Mafia this season with Coach Cullen needing an average of just 96.66 pts to dispatch his opponents. But for the last four weeks in a row dispatch them he has. Chris Johnson's 80yard TD run was the key to this one, take away those yards and Coach Cullen would have been nursing a loss instead of a hangover. The Mafia are now top of the Central, ranked 4th overall and if the playoffs were today they would be there for the second straight season. Week 10 and the Mafia will take on the aforementioned Rocks knowing that 97pts will probably be enough for win number 6.

TIM RIGGINS BENCHWARMERS V TTTTAYLOR

The entire Benchwarmers line up.


FANTASY PREDICTION: RIGGINS BY 7
                                         FANTASY REALITY: RIGGINS BY 26.84

A regulation win for the Benchwarmers. Coach Richard has show about as much interest in the press as he has the waiver wire this season preferring to trot out the same old line up week in week out. The Benchwarmers philosophy appears to be to let Rogers post 30pts every week and hope the rest of the line up push the score past the 100pts mark. Its not the most creative coaching we've ever seen but it seems to be working. You have to wonder what Coach Richard will do should Rogers ever miss a start.
Coach Taylor can stick a fork in his season for it is indeed done. With his opponents posting a league high average of 117.35pts a game no-one has had it tougher and this on the back of having to draft at 12. This week TE Cook decided to post minus points. Coach Taylor will however pick up another two wins before the end of the regular season and these wins will stop a couple of teams from reaching the playoffs. Don't let it be you!


THE BONES ROCKS V THE HAIRY FROG DISCO



FANTASY PREDICTION: DISCO BY 10
FANTASY REALITY: ROCKS BY 73.42

WR Gordon goes in for the touchdown to keep the Disco's hopes alive! Nope, its been called back. Griffin 3 rushes in for a touchdown to keep the Disco's hopes alive! Nope, it's been called back. Griffin passes for a touchdown to keep the Disco's hopes alive! Nope, its been called back. Coach Calum has never had it so bad. His lowest pts total in the history of CNFLE and the very real possibility of his first ever losing season. For a large part of this match up the entire Frogs line up was being beaten by just one Rocks player. Shame on Coach Calum, shame on you, shame on your entire franchise.
Dean Martin was that solitary star with a record breaking 57.20pts! The little fella run and run and then ran some more, 251 yards and 4 td's. I'm guessing Coach Lars won't be looking to trade any time soon. The Rocks have only scored 1.6pts more than the 1-8 Ttttaylor and yet sit second in the Central just one game off the lead. With the wildcard almost certain to come from the North of the South next weeks match up against the resurgent Mafia has game of the week written all over it.

SUPER SWEDES V FRENCH LEADER

The entire Leader line up.

FANTASY PREDICTION: SWEDES BY 20
                                         FANTASY REALITY: LEADER BY 13.85

Just when you think the Swedes are about to make a run for the playoffs they lose to Adrian Peterson. Whilst the Leaders running back is no Dean Martin, Peterson's 34.30pts was the difference maker in this one. It's true that the Swedes left a whole heap of points one the bench but its difficult question any of Coach Peter's calls. The Swedes remain one win behind the leaders and still very much in contention but cannot afford a slip up against the Warriors in week 10.
Boy oh boy the Leader needed this one but outside of Peterson it was slim pickings. If Coach Laurent can mastermind a victory in week 10 against 79FC he'll open the door to the post season but as things stand it looks as if the Leader will miss out once again.

PAULS POLARBEARS V SEVENTY NINE FC

Coach Paul's season.

FANTASY PREDICTION: BEARS BY 10
                                            FANTASY REALITY: 79FC BY 18.76

Where is the love for the season two champion of cnfle? Well perhaps if Coach Martin hadn't spent the off season trying to sabotage the league with all his keeper league nonsense he'd be feeling some love. The truth of the matter is that 79FC are now the number one ranked team in the league, knocking the autopick bears off the top spot for the first time this season. 79FC have scored an average of 102.90pts a game whilst facing an average of 101.51pts a game. Make of that what you will. For my money it tells us that consistency is the key to fantasy success. Some may point to a favorable position in the draft as the key to Coach Martin's success but as Mrs Marrs as often told me, its not where you draft but what you do with it that really matters.
The wheels are well and truly coming off Coach Paul as his autopickbears drop to their third defeat in four. Another defeat to the Benchwarmers in week 10 and the autopickbears could lose their place at the head of the North. The cause of there downfall lays squarely in the hands of QB Manning who mustered just 3pts in the loss to the Steelers. RB Redman looked impressive in the same fixture yet according to the latest reports has not yet be named starter for the match up against Kans City. Worse still the news that top fantasy WR Harvin is a long shot to face the Lions. The autopickbears season looks to be heading south and that can only mean one thing...they're melllllttttting.

GOOD CALL



Coach Martin and his number 1 ranked 79FC. QB Carlton Palmer, 41.86pts. Genius.

BAD CALL


Coach Andy. The Vikings defence. Why Coach? Why?

ON THE BOARD

Griffin III: 186.54

Vick: 141.84


Never before has a round of divisional games held such importance in the history of cnfle. A season defined by a near impossible level of integrity and competitiveness could be blown wide open. You do not want to miss the Week 10 preview!


Good luck gentleman



Jim Marrs – Read it, believe it.

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